
The biggest mistake in the world was Eyst Sterling's birth. His extremely divorced parents didn't know it yet, but their youngest of four was soon to murder thousands, and they were soon to get divorced. After growing up with extremely divorced parents and a stubborn passion of never talking, Eyst soon found himself with a personality that his peers did not take to kindly. This begun the series of mistakes that formed his life. One of the worst mistakes was punching a bully in the stomach at the same time he discovered he had some strange magical power, killing the poor loser instantly. It wasn't long after that that the government decided to snatch him up, experiment with him (his powers, really), and write a letter to his family that he actually amounted to something for once and managed to get into an elite academy at the age of 12 and was unable to come into contact with anyone ever for the rest of his life lest his studies be disturbed but trust in the Light and stars he was up to great things. Eyst Sterling was a smart kid, and this was the King's signature, so it had to have been believable. Thus began the most eight formative years of his life. Since his powers could kill, he killed. In fact, anyone that came near him. Thanks to the King's wonderful idea of a huge potentinal bomb powering the kingdom, Eyst was able to escape the labs that confined him. This was because the potential bomb lived up to its bomb potential. Escaping and murdering halls full of panicked scientists, Eyst eventually ended up in the Valley, home to theatre and sports and their new detective, Detective Sterling, who got the job after murdering a government official he saw walking in the Vallely due to pure instinct and sheer will, and, after solving the case of the murder with a simple 'I did it. I killed him', the people of the Village of Dreams had decided to appoint him as their new town detective after their last died in the blast of the kingdom-powering bomb during his yearly vacation to Eden. Now nothing can stop this mistake. Whether it's murdering another thousand, visiting Koji (a friend made SOMEHOW during his stay in the King's lovely labs) and being subjected to his daughters' horrors, being tracked down by his siblings who have been crashing with him since despite the large sum of money their father would gladly begrudgingly give to any of them, or going crazy because his 'I-have-decided-you-are-my-mom-now' mom that he found within those labs suddenly disappeared after a fight, Eyst Sterling is unstoppable, weilding a white-boy aura, cheerful dispostion, passion for actually seeing the sun for the first time in years, disbelief in the Star Phoenix and the afterlife, and dulled senses. All Eyst does nowadays is take his coffee the most bitter he can have it and write letters to Koji that he would like to see him soon.
Gender: Male
Age: 28
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Birthday: November 7th
Favorite Food: isle fruit
Favorite Drink: coffee for SURE haha.
Favorite Color: grey
Favorite Weather: I don't really care about the weather, as long as I'm indoors
Favorite Possession: The slip of paper in my drawers with Koji's address on it
Reports have stated there's a freaking guy out there that exists. We have no idea if we need to contain him or not. He seems extremely hostile, especially because he just explodes. Like exploding him. The guy lowk looks like a mipy, maybe even a blorbo. An eye witness stated that he was there when the Important Infastructure suddenly Catastrophic Event, just hanging around and sorta eyeing the place up. Police tried to take him into questioning, but body cam footage shows that out of nowhere, this strange man wore a sparkly, hot pink, sequin dress without any prior footage of him leaving the site and appearing in his new clothing. Body cam footage shortly cut out afterwards due to an unexplained miracle. Officer Davis David reports 'He was just 'serving' and 'eating' and 'slaying' so hard and we didn't know what to do.' Investigators and maybe even Detectives are looking into this unexplained disaster.